6.  Judge Judy (from Greenwich) ordered that they move out of state… and pay their child support.

 

7.  The “Ice Missle” law is now a thing, and they are too lazy to remove the snow from the top of their cars.  Easier to move to warmer climates.

 

8.  Mohegan Sun has video surveillance of them marking the cards and they’re in hiding.

 

9.  There are no In-N- Out Burger fast food restaurants in Connecticut.

 

10.  Too many deer on the Merritt Parkway.

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