After news broke today that Paul Simon and his wife Edie Brickell were arrested over the weekend for “disorderly conduct” in what is believed to be a domestic dispute it’s save to say we were all collectively “shocked”. Paul Simon of all people! It’s always the quiet ones.

Here are some of Paul’s least violent songs from over the years that are reasons you “never say this coming”.


1. The Sound of Silence



2. Graceland


3. Still Crazy After All These Years


4. Peace Like A River


5. Me and Julio Down By The Schoolyard


6. Slip Slidin’ Away


7. 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

Clearly Paul should have used his own advice and just hopped on the bus… Gus. Sorry, I had to.

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