A Totally F**ing Awesome Guide To Connecticut

A Totally F**ing Awesome Guide To Connecticut
357 comments, 03/29/2014, by , in ENTERTAINMENT, LOCAL

We have some pretty talented, funny people here in Connecticut.

I came across this on Tumblr and it blew my mind. It was made by someone who goes by HelloImJaymee.

Well done, Jaymee.

(NSFW – Language)

 

PART 1

 

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PART 2

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SOURCE: TUMBLR – helloimjaymee

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355 comments
JenMandeville
JenMandeville

LOL. Fairfield County, fucking rich? No. Not at all.

ChrisMcmahon
ChrisMcmahon

You forgot the wiffle ball invented and still made in Shelton

Anonymous08
Anonymous08

Hey. I live in CT, when I want to do specific activities, I have to go to NJ in order to do these types of things. I don’t care much about its history, I care about-What you can do in it-ok?

Mike T
Mike T

you forgot the fact that the first submarine was invented in Old Saybrook.  (my home town)  It was named the Turtle and was used in Bastan Habah to bore wholes in Brittish war ships during the reveloutionary war


fuego26
fuego26

I absolutely Love CT! If you live here and find it boring or don't like it, please help your self and move the fω℃£! Out! Thank you.

VolumeDealer
VolumeDealer

Called the Constitution state , totally ignores the constitution.

Sandra Michele
Sandra Michele

Connecticut boasts a lot of history here that probably should be marketed better. Theres lots of fun stuff to do here if you check it all out. Casinos, great restaurants, shorelines, historical places, so many diversified cultural areas with their foods, Mystic Seaport,Captains Cove, Guilford, Wooster Street with the best pizza, Southington charm, great ski areas and lovely parks, friendly people, scenic country, great malls and lots of small businesses, cultural and arts and music too. Ferry boat travel and access to LongIsland . Part of New England.Beautiful foliages, springrimes, snowy winters, and lovely summers.Connecticut residents never lack from something to do!!!!Festivals, flea markets and fairs galore!!!! Easy NYC access when we want it and easy travel to all the surrounding states. Home to many celebriries and famous for so many inventions!!!!

SammethCorey
SammethCorey

ct sucks. it's a scenic place and new haven is cool to visit every one in a while but mostly ct is very boring. I live in Cheshire and believe me, the whole town is closed up and in bed by like 8pm. nowhere to go to get food, nothing to do. Cheshire is basically one big senior center

justme
justme

Too early=auto correct end typo. Yeah, I said it.

justme
justme

Its much too early and latino-y here now. We. I'm moving to Finland. Oh yeah, too muslim-y. Ewww.

Bad jouralist
Bad jouralist

All the good people from CT moved to New Hampshire. Kind of wondered where they went, then I went up there for a few days and bingo! CT has way changed since I was a kid . A person from CT would not use the word "fuck" as a adjective more then once. We have good schools and they teach you to use a thesaurus by age 9. 

Ryantwin
Ryantwin

Brad Roberts likes Greenwhich, CT. Ghosts scarred him out of CT. LOL

Dr Snook
Dr Snook

I was born in Ct. Lived here for my first 19 years, then off to college in Florida, stayed in Fl. for the next 34 years. Now back in Ct. not liking all of the taxes, Can't buy beer after 8pm or 8am and not on sundays. Gun laws are getting way out of hand, and the job market sucks........and the DEP says that you can't eat any of the fish you catch because of all of the PCB's in them.......Not the CT. I left 34 years ago.......Needs to get turned around in the other direction.............! 

Fred1984
Fred1984

You forgot, we have Dannel Malloy and Jason Hernandez. The 3 most dangerous cities in the country (New Haven, Bridgeport and Hartford) Traffic, high taxes, shitloads of liberal democrats, a no growth economy with a miserable climate for business. That cesspool you call the LI Sound is really just the holding tank for NY City sewerage as it makes its way out to sea. Did I mention high taxes? Oh, we got some great new gun laws, those seem to be making a positive impact, so we got that going for us.

TomiB1
TomiB1

This is fucking funny.
But they are WRONG WRONG WRONG about the accent.
Kitten is not pronounced ki--en
Clinton is not pronounced Clin--en
Huntington is not pronounced Hunninten
Connecticut is not pronounced Connedikit
You drop your middle-T's, ya'all.

Chevyride
Chevyride

Could be cute, to much swearing!

Nate Rowley
Nate Rowley

yeah, lots of poor language. The best line was "We have ghosts like Idaho has corn" I thought Idaho had potatoes, not corn!

TheKhabibulin
TheKhabibulin

This is the trashiest thing ive ever seen. I think their was one sentence without a cus word in it. In your effort to explain why and how we in CT are great but all youve done was make us look trashy and classless. I think i speak for everyone in Ct when i say to shut the f--- up, you DO NOT speak for anyone here......except maybe bridgeport.

DWhi
DWhi

Frisbee invented in Bridgeport @ the pie plate and wiffleball was invented in Fairfield, manufactured in Shelton.

VolumeDealer
VolumeDealer

@fuego26  Are you one of the millions of illegals?
and when I can, I will,but 1st,go F**K a knife,please.

justme
justme

Not in bridge port

Waquoit
Waquoit

@Dr Snook Huh? You can buy beer after 8pm and on Sundays in Connecticut. Are you just a BSer?

Anonymous
Anonymous

@Fred1984 3 most dangerous cities in the country?  Are you serious?  Try Newark, Philly, Oakland, East St. Louis... for a few.  I'm from CT.  Don't be stupid.

MalPal
MalPal

@TomiB1 I'm from Manchester, CT and I totally talk like that!! When I went to Ireland I was asked if I'm from Texas!! I said "No, far from it, actually. Why? Do I have an accent?" And they said 'Yeah!" It was the first time I started paying attention to the way I talk. My family/friends and stuff pronounce the same way.

DianeWantstogoCamping
DianeWantstogoCamping

You obviously don't hang with the badasses from the Farmington Valley who know how to speak English ;)

AnthonyLongo
AnthonyLongo

Wtf are you talking about? No one talks like that. You are confused.

IdahoMary
IdahoMary

@Nate Rowley I thought the same thing and you are correct Nate! Idaho is known for its potatoes, not its corn!

gregonweb
gregonweb

@Nate Rowley LOL, actually Idaho's largest export is... salmon.  I had no idea until I lived out that way for a while.


DianeWantstogoCamping
DianeWantstogoCamping

It's supposed to be funny.... Too many people think we are already uptight... Don't make that true...

Davem
Davem

Jesus, dude, it's a joke, calm down. The swearing is SUPPOSED to be excessive. And how the hell do you criticize the thing for too much foul language and then use an f-word in the last sentence of your comment? The fuck, dude?

TomPerez
TomPerez

@TheKhabibulin It's a joke I think you took it too literal. Nuff said. Hold the salad. GG

fuego26
fuego26

I'm far from illegal, if you have nothing positive to say about the State you live in then enjoy a nice cup of Shut the Fuck Up and do us all a favor and move the Fuck out! Now! As for Fucking a knife. Have your mother Fuck it!

Steve Rogers
Steve Rogers

@Waquoit You can buy until 9pm… Whoopee!!! And on Sundays, this god damn place "allows" you to buy from 12-5pm… Totally fucking Nanny State… just moved to Portland, Maine. That place sucks thanks to all the illegals, progressives and Dan Malloy!!! You're a prick Governor!!!

HMD
HMD

@Anonymous @Fred1984 

According to an article recently posted, NH, Bprt, and Hfrd were listed as dangerous cities due to crime activity. Read an article!

Clinton_W
Clinton_W

@Kiki_p @TomiB1 
Seeing that I'm from New Haven and still live here and PRONOUNCE my Middle T's, and pretty much everyone I know pronounces my name as it is spelled (Ironically it's Clinton) I have to say you are making this up and confusing Connecticut, is actually pronounced "
quinatucquet" as that's the Native American word that was mispronounced to make the state's name.

Mind you there are some people that speak improperly, but that's in NO way the majority.

IdahoMary
IdahoMary

@gregonweb Actually Idaho's largest export is its technology (semiconductors, etc.) to the tune of $3 billion a year! Second largest is agricultural exports (with dairy being the largest of this group)  at about $1 billion a year.

Steve520
Steve520

@HMD @Fred1984 Dangerous, Yes. The 3 MOST dangerous in the country? not close. You can read an article too..... or just use google.... look up Chicago.