It’s a well-known fact that Daylight Savings Time is a joke and actually serves no purpose. Thanks to this fake time change, there’s an increase in heart attacks and strokes, more car accidents, way less productivity nationwide, and it doesn’t even have the benefit of conserving energy like Big Daylight wants you to believe. Even the farmers who get blamed each and every year agree that it’s the worst.
If you’ve found yourself kind of working, maybe spending just a little too much time cyberloafing (my new favorite term), you’re not alone. It’s now been proven that today is the worst Monday in history and has been deemed Sleepy Monday. Christopher Barnes, who studies organizational behavior and coined the term, says today is one of the most sleep-deprived days of the year. Basically, I wouldn’t plan on finally tackling your life long dream of doing anything productive just yet.
Need help looking busy and not asleep? Keep yourself “busy” by reading the internet. You can start here.