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1 comment, 19/12/2013, by in HOLIDAZE

This is my confession, Usher style, but without all the air humping: I throw away your Christmas cards. I tear into the gold-trimmed red envelope with the ornament stamp, suppress an eye roll at the photo of your kids posing in matching turtlenecks in front of a fireplace that’s not yours, b... Read more...

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0 comments, 05/12/2013, by in CUTE, WEIRD

Welp, we’ve run out of ways to make regular animals hilarious, so now we’re creating astonishing and terrifying animal hybrids. Meet: The Dirds.     Can you imagine walking into a pet store or a zoo and seeing these things flapping around? What if one landed on your shoulde... Read more...

0 comments, 03/12/2013, by in EATS

Still slogging through your Thanksgiving leftovers? At my house there’s so many Saran-wrapped bowls of mashed potatoes, stuffing, and burnt ends of turkey stuffed into the fridge, we can’t find the beer. Or, come to think of it, my housekeys. Huh. There are only so many times you can eat micr... Read more...

0 comments, 29/11/2013, by in LIFESTYLE

1. You wake up at 3am in a panic because you dreamed that you were drowning. Discover that you are, in fact, choking on a mouthful of your own drool and the dog is licking your chin like it's a chicken Popsicle.  via iStockphoto/Thinkstock   2. It takes you almost three hours to fal... Read more...

0 comments, 22/11/2013, by in LIFESTYLE

Listen. I'm all for people doing whatever they want with their own bodies. The idea that anyone should try to look like anyone else because they're 'supposed to' is ridiculous. That being said, let's talk about work snacks. Work snacks are a major problem in my life. We have a big ole shelf of fr... Read more...

0 comments, 21/11/2013, by in EATS, HOLIDAZE

If you're hosting Thanksgiving dinner, your preparations will include grocery shopping, housecleaning, and bracing yourself for all of the assholes who will trash your home and take advantage of your hospitality. It's going to happen. You can't stop it. Because you're not just inviting people to ... Read more...