We are under attack! Grab your steamers, your bug bombs, and your bed sheets because a new hysteria is sweeping Connecticut.
New Haven is in a rather itchy situation thanks to all the bed bugs shacking up in their local schools.
It all started at James Hillhouse High School when a student noticed a bed bug in their keyboard. The New Haven Register says that once word spread, students and teachers alike refused to enter the classroom.
Despite their best efforts to maintain the situation, more bed bugs popped up in other areas of the school and spread to Yale’s School of Medicine dorm.
A Yale spokesperson says they have contained the situation and moved the students into hotel rooms while treating the area.
Life is good for a bug; free food, free housing, and free education! Someone get Donald Trump to build a wall to keep out these freeloaders.