Sometimes when I see a cute baby, I just want to bite their chubby cheeks. Same thing with my dog, I want to nibble her ears off because they are so adorable and floppy and I can’t freaking stand it.
But I don’t do it. Well, very lightly. Not nearly hard enough to send anyone to the hospital….like this dude in Bridgeport did:
According to the CT POST: “50 year old Joseph Jones and his best friend were hanging out and drinking Jones suddenly lunged at the victim, biting a chunk of his face”. His friend had to undergo surgery!!!
I’m praying CT POST follows up with this story because there are SO many questions!
Was he on bath salts?
What were they talking about right before the bite occurred?
How much was bitten off-and where on his face?