If you’re seeking some sort of validation for your poor life decisions, you’ve come to the right place. We have found the bottom of the gene pool. The cream of the crop. Top of the heap. Nothing you do in life will ever come close to this pure level of idiocy.
So, take comfort in that. There are people out there who have it worse than you and they only have themselves to blame.
So, this moron gets behind the wheel of a Jeep Wrangler and decides to take it for a joy ride on a New Haven beach. Yeah, that sounds pretty harmless. I mean, it is a trail rated vehicle. Nothing out of the ordinary there.
However, things turn a little hairy when he decides to go for a dip. Car and all. Apparently no one ever told him what saltwater is capable of doing to metal.
Shortly after, the obvious happens. He hits a spot of mud and, bam, his $24,000 car is stuck. Then, it starts to sink because he panics and begins spinning the tires in a desperate effort to get free.
It’s like the stupid Olympics sponsored by The Darwin Awards – and this guy is racing to clinch the gold. Connecticut Man must have taken one look at Florida Man closing in on the headline and went “Not today.”
The most beautiful part? It was all caught on video. The commentary is worth the watch alone.