18 CT Vanity Plates That You Can Purchase Right Now!

18 CT Vanity Plates That You Can Purchase Right Now!

Ever sit in traffic on 95 and spot a really cool license plate?  I always try to snap a quick picture of it.  I don’t know why.  No matter how clever it is, it’s already taken.  So, I figured it would be cool to make up a bunch of Connecticut vanity plate options and see if they were available.  Guess what?  At the time of this publication, all of these plates were available as per the DMV website.  (You can click on that link if you want to make up license plates too… It’s actually a lot of fun.)

 

 

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It could literally have a double meaning! Eat ma ass or Eat Mass… Like eat the state.

 

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Spend too much time being happy at Mohegan Sun?  Well, this is the plate for you- or if you’re Charlie Sheen.  Either will be appropriate.

 

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Gotta tell people what you’re doing in the car at red lights, right?

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For all those hot moms that have given up their glory days to trek kids to school in a Subaru hatchback.

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This is what the MILF mom from above wished had happened…

 

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This is to let the people know what you do in traffic for hours on the Merritt Parkway.

 

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You’re a cop.  Liar.

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If I had to make a guess, this will be the plate that will be purchased first after this blog is published.  The people of CT are consumed with talking about high taxes.  Might as well blast your thoughts on the back of your car and not just Facebook.

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Seriously, mmmm  bacon.

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If you want to get the chicks, get this plate.  It’s only a matter of time before the Biebs himself gets himself a mega mansion in Greenwich and then your chance will vanish.

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Just get this so people think you’re insane.

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I want this just so people will stare at me in my MILFWGN and wonder what kind of freak mom I am.

 

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Any 1990 references are cool in my book.  I couldn’t figure out how to shorten “Talk to the hand”

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This one is dedicated to my high school boyfriend who told me that he cheated on me… Then said he was just kidding when I dumped him.

 

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Like I said, any 90′s reference and my favorite was MC Hammer- It’s too legit too quit… and I want the world to know that.

 

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A tribute to Colorado.

 

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It says chocolate… What did you think it said, perv?

 

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My desire is for this list to be over.  And now it is.  So go ahead, hurry and buy these phrases before someone else claims “SmokeEm”.  I’m going to tell you right now, 2LGT2QT will be taken by the time I’m done hitting “publish” on this post.

 

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2 comments

  1. Robin Scalia
    January 15th, 2014 4:33

    They say the money is used for good causes but they put it in there pockets Don’t buy one

    Reply

  2. Vicki Persons Fitzsimmons
    January 14th, 2014 13:44

    Yankegrl

    Reply

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