That headline has to be some kind of ploy just to get you to read this article, right? No grown man would actually try to EAT the DUI results so that he can avoid jail time… Or could that person actually exist?!
Meet Greenwich resident, 40-year-old Kenneth Desormes.
Allegedly he was stopped by police over the border in New York on I-95. Police determined he was drunk and brought him to the Tarrytown Police Headquarters. While his DWI test results were printing, he grabbed the paperwork and tried to eat them.
You can’t make this stuff up.
In what world do we live in that this guy actually believes this is the only copy that can ever be obtained of this information? Some cop must have just shook his head and hit “print” one more time on his desktop computer.
He was charged with driving while intoxicated, obstructing governmental administration, and criminal tampering.
You Sir, have rightfully earned the title of “Dumb Arrest of the Week”.
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