Wether you’re a fast food aficionado, or just a great big fatso who can’t stop stuffing their face, you no doubt remember that glorious, greasy spring of 2010 when KFC released the “Double Down”-the infamous sandwich that used chicken patties in place of bread-on the American public.

Well, guess what?

KFC has essentially um…doubled down on the Double Down concept, and has introduced a hot dog wrapped in a cheese-stuffed chicken breast, and they’re calling it the “Double Down Dog”.

Amazing, right?

Not so fast though, my artery-clogging pals.

The “Double Down Dog” is currently only available at participating KFC’s in the Philippines (?) and there’s currently no plans to bring it to American soil.

Then again, now that there’s a photo of what it actually looks like in real life floating around the Internet, maybe that’s not such a bad thing.

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