A Georgia city is searching for a vandal who put googly eyes on a historic monument.
That’s right, it’s a bandit on the run from the law because he or she is going around putting googly eyes on statues of monuments, starting with the statue of the Nathanael Greene Monument,
Greene was a major general in the Continental Army during the Revolutionary War, and is buried in Johnson Square near his monument.
Since the bandit struck on late Thursday, Savannah Morning News criminal trespass is a misdemeanor offense in Georgia. However, if the damage is more than $500, it’s a felony called criminal damage to property.
Could you imagine if someone struck the Peabody Museum with these googly eyes?
Dinosaurs with googly eyes, while illegal to do it in real life to actual fossils of dinosaurs, are a great mental image.