Sometimes you need something stronger than a kick to the face to wake up.
You heard me. I swear, nothing wakes you up faster. Don’t ask me how I know this because you probably won’t like the answer.
Anyways, I have very good news for you if you feel your cup of joe isn’t cutting it anymore. And you’re still tired after guzzling several cups. You know, that sorta jazz.
So, there’s a new coffee blend guaranteed to knock your socks off. And curl your toes. Because it’s pretty potent stuff.
Time says you should get your hands on some Black Insomnia Coffee. Thank the South Americans for inventing this little number. One 12-ounce cup contains 702 milligrams of caffeine!! You know how much that is? Um, it’s a whole lot.
So, if you’re not dazzled by the sheer amount of energy rippling through each cup, then listen up. Sure, mathematics may not be my strongest suit, but I sure understand things when put into visuals. I will go out on a hunch and think you operate on a similar manner.
Okay, so 702 milligrams versus 150 milligrams: which is more? Obvious answer, but what you didn’t know is that the latter amount is a normal cup of coffee. Mind blowing, right?
So this dethrones the former “most caffeinated” brand, Death Wish Coffee, by about a lot. Death Wish offers a paltry 660 milligrams of caffeine per 12-ounce cup.
You can get it on Amazon. Sorta. People completely annihilated its stock once news got out. So far, there’s no word when it will be back. But, considering the laws of supply in demand, I’m sure we’ll be seeing it returned to shelves real soon.
That said, if you are still yawning and rubbing your eyes after sucking down your morning coffee, maybe it’s time for an upgrade.
Anyways, if you’re still not impressed, I bet it’s only a matter of time before some madman/genius figures out how to up it to 1,000 milligrams.