While some people (ladies) prefer to start their Sunday Funday’s with Mimosas, anyone with any distinguished taste knows the proper drink to order is the Bloody Mary.

Personally, I can’t get enough of them.

They’re like a delicious, boozy meal in a glass, and the more shit you can add into it (wether it’s spices,pickled vegetables,or some kind of cured meat) all the better.

Well, it seems a bar in Milwaukee has taken my love of the Bloody Mary the idea to the next level – by creating one topped off with a whole fried chicken. Sobelman’s Pub and Grill now boasts the ‘Chicken Fried Bloody Beast’ on its menu – and it’s an incredible, artery clogging masterpiece.


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Dude. Just LOOK at that thing. I’ve GOT to have one.

The Chicken Fried Bloody Beast is served in a giant mug and features four regular sized Bloody Marys, as well as cheese, sausage, pickles, olives, onion, mushrooms, asparagus, scallion, shrimp, lemon, Brussels sprouts, tomato, celery and two ‘Baconadoes’ (skewers of bacon-wrapped jalapeño cheeseballs) – not to mention the entire fried chicken.

Now, this thing is (unsurprisingly) not cheap – it will set you back a whole $60 – but it is big enough to feed four people, and $5 of every sale goes to Milwaukee’s Hunger Task Force – a food charity which works in the area.

Oh, and also worth noting? The Chicken Fried Bloody Beast clocks in at over 5,000 calories, and takes 20 minutes to put together

So what do you think? Is this thing revolting? Or is it the Queen of Bloody Mary’s and we should put together a CTBoom road-trip to go get a few?

What do you think? Comment below