After stealing two bottles of ketchup bottles from a diner in New Jersey, a petty thief’s luck went into the GARBAGE.

The thief pulled the two bottles because it was “the riskiest thing I’ve ever done” and the person in question is “a total square.”

What they didn’t expect from stealing the ketchup bottle was getting into a car accident just hours after stealing it. In fact, their luck was so bad that they returned the bottles with a note that said “and since then my karma, luck, and life have been s– ”

Thankfully, Heinz has offered to pay for the thief’s damages, and the diner in question is even offered to hire them!

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