Look, I get it – public transportation gets a bad wrap. There’s nothing particularly glamorous about it, and the fact that we are an automotive society means that fewer people need to use it.
But sometimes life happens and you have to take the train, or a cab, or a bus. And the least you can do is just be a decent human when you do.
However, that’s not the case in Enfield. In fact, passenger hygiene has gotten so bad on Magic Bus service that they need to institute rules about it. Rules like making sure you’ve bathed before riding the bus. Seriously.
How about not clipping your toenails? That’s a new rule. Or brushing your teeth? Yep – they had to add that one.
Or not changing a baby on the seat? Holy lord even that is a rule now.
So, in other words, I don’t imagine I’ll be swinging through Enfield anytime soon.
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