The photo you’re about to see below, courtesy of the Twitter feed from arguably the most pompous, corporate-shill douche that’s employed by ESPN (that’s Darren Rovell, for the uninitiated. Only follow him if you’d like to be mad for no reason) is without question the most absurdly hardcore abuse of “f-you money” I’ve ever seen. A move so ridiculous, so 1%’er that I can’t even be mad at it; just envious.

Anyway, as the tweet explains, some guy partying at the XS Nightclub in Las Vegas (which I actually have been to, and it’s as aesthetically beautiful a club as it is wildly expensive) decided “Pfft. Enough of being surrounded by these gross commoners. You. Half-naked waitress. BRING ME FOUR HUNDRED CASES OF BEER SO I CAN BUILD MY OWN FORTRESS INSIDE THIS NIGHTCLUB.”

That’s not just baller, people. In fact, I don’t even know what the hell you’d call it.

All I know is that I’ll never be able to do it (that is unless some Saudi sultan wants to suddenly adopt a near 40 year old man) and I’m extremely envious of the ability to pull it off.


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