That decades old insult: “Eat a Bag of Dicks!”… can now be a reality.. for $15.00 + shipping & handling. Not bad considering most revenge costs your dignity (which is priceless).
The company is called Dicks by Mail and they will anonymously send a bag of penis-shaped gummies to the person you really don’t like in your life.. so that they can literally “eat a bag of dicks”. Clever, right?
I’m really enjoying all this passive aggressiveness we can buy now. “Ship Your Enemy Glitter” is a thing now. This definitely is the most healthy revenge you could possibly get at somebody- and no one gets hurt (so you don’t go to jail). Win/ Win all around.
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