A Washington man was arrested after attacking his roommate after hearing a joke that made him think he was a vampire!
He was attacking him with a metal rod, and threatened to kill him.
According to WTNH- “The suspect’s brother told deputies the roommate jokingly said “Is that what the kids are calling me these days?”
Clearly, this guy has never seen a horror movie because in what horror movie do you kill a vampire by beating it with a metal bar?
And yes, he was arrested.