Funny, the timing of this news, what with today being the theatrical release of the pizza loving Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But, ironic or not, it most certainly is real and it’s going to be a game changer when it comes to sitting around stoned with your friends.

Brace yourselves, fellow stoners and fat kids. A new app has enabled its users to order pizza in literally three seconds, and it’s called…

Push for Pizza.

To use the app, you just push the slice button, choose cheese or pepperoni (the only options available at the moment), pick a nearby pizzeria, and voila: A pie is yours. You enter your address and credit card info only the first time you order – and tax and tip are already included every time.

Unsurprisingly, it was conceived and developed by five 19-year-old men – with help from one ‘mature adult’ adviser – who thought the process could be easier and faster.

According to their site, they started Push for Pizza because they didn’t like ‘having to call to order the pizza’ and also ‘the hassle of scrolling through long pages on traditional ordering sites like Grubhub, and Seamless.’

Now, after you let the blood boiling anger of “WHY THE F&%!K DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS FIRST!!!” subside, take a moment to realize just how awesome this is (it’s like the Uber of pizza! So easy! So deliciously convenient!) and check out Push for Pizza’s official video below, detailing just how this groundbreaking new app works.




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