New Stupid Teen Trend: Smoking Coffee

New Stupid Teen Trend: Smoking Coffee
2 comments, 03/31/2014, by , in WEIRD

I am a huge, huge fan of all things caffeinated that will keep me energized for days. Without caffeine consistently coursing through my veins, I’m fairly certain I’d either a) be a terrible person, b) completely unemployable or c) probably dead. But even for me this new “trend” of smoking coffee seems like it’s taking it too far.

Basically, these teenage idiots are taking coffee (I’m assuming whole bean?), rolling it into a blunt wrap and smoking it. They call themselves the “bean-heads”. You couldn’t have chosen a worse name to go by.

Supposedly there is something known as a caffeine overdose which consists of trouble breathing, dizziness, vomiting and hallucinations.

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2 comments

  1. yuppyyoda
    April 1st, 2014 21:03

    I am just waiting for the ability to main line the bean. The only drawback would be the spread of HIV/AIDS at that point for people that would wish to share a particular roast.

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  2. MichaelMingrone
    April 1st, 2014 17:13

    it SHOULD read, ‘Without caffeine consistently coursing through my veins, I’m fairly certain I’d either BE’ you forgot to put the ‘be’ before the split…  BUT an easy mistake to make. otherwise, great article

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