Sweet Home Alabama, Rocky Mountain High, California Love, so many great songs were created out of admiration of the writer’s state.  It had me wondering, if Afroman could create a song about Mississippi, there had to be some kind of awesome song about Connecticut, right?

Well, maybe not.

Truth be told, I had intended to create this blog about different great Connecticut themed songs.  In my mind, we would debate which was superior and I would declare a winner.  Yet after extensive research (and by “extensive research” I mean six minutes on YouTube), I could only find a few terrible songs.

Not one one cool rap.  No guitar solo kick-ass tunes. Not even a cartoon theme that was catchy enough to get stuck in my head.

Instead I found the most ridiculous song ever…and it’s called “Connecticut is for F*cking” by some group named Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse.  Apparently in Connecticut all we do is have sex and listen to classic rock.  I don’t know about you, but I’m not really into Led Zeppelin.  Where are all these people that are screwing? It’s not like we’re driving along 91 and see them on the side of the road… Unless I’m not looking close enough.

Does anyone have a better option?  Anyone?

 

Oh, wait.  There’s this too… It’s a toss up I think.  At least in her version we’re nice neighbors… unless the neighbors are just f*cking as suggested by the song above.

 

…and then there’s this.  I’ll just say it.  I’d rather listen to the F*cking song than this crap.  What the hell are they even talking about?

 

What do you think? Comment below