I think I found the reincarnation of that “CHOCOLATE” dude from Spongebob Squarepants. Because this lady’s insane. Like, officially off her rocker. She basically ended her career over Godiva chocolate.
Yes, you read that right. Take a deep breath with me because this just proves humanity is beyond saving.
Stamford Advocate found the (NSFW) video of the off duty officer losing her mind over closing time. This happened at Stamford Town Center, by the way. So, we need to send our thoughts and prayers to the poor workers who had to deal with this nonsense.
Anyways, so today’s idiot is Amanda Villafane, a probationary officer working for the NYPD. She flew into a rage when she couldn’t open the doors to the shop because, duh, it closed. Apparently, her mother and her alleged boyfriend, Christopher Salvadore, managed to squeeze into the shop before employees actually closed it.
We all worked retail. We all dealt with customers like this.
But what happened next was something probably not covered in the employee manual.
Villafane pried open the doors and began howling obscenities and threats at the poor workers. Basically, the workers stated the group should have put two and two together that a hard to open door meant closed. And Villafane didn’t like their attitude.
So she began following workers around the store and took off her jacket, ready to fight them.
Yes. All this over chocolate.
The 18-year-old brother of the employee started filming, but instead, wound up with a bloody nose. Villafane’s boyfriend noticed him recording and punched him in the face. Because that’s exactly what good boyfriends do when their lover acts like a total tool.
Store employees called police, who arrived to a scene with, “chocolate and blood all over the floor.” I assure you, 50 Shades of Grey fans, that is not a pretty image.
Stamford Police Sgt. Robert Shawinsky said it took several officers to wrestle Villafane to the ground and cuff her. They also piled on the charges, too. She currently has resisting arrest, threatening, criminal trespass, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct charges slapped on her file.
On top of that, the NYPD suspended her. No word if it’s with or without pay. But, I’m assuming she’ll be filing unemployment really soon given that one of their own lost their marbles over a chocolate store. You really don’t want to have that sort of loose cannon on the force.
Her boyfriend not only earned similar charges, but also faces assault charges for striking the teenager who filmed the entire thing, as well.
They so deserve each other, don’t they?
So, that’s what you missed. A policewoman lost her mind over chocolate and we’re left either laughing or crying over how screwed we are as a species.
Anyways, you can watch the video here. But, be warned, it contains graphic language that could be considered offensive to some