Apparently there’s a man in Stamford who thinks he’s a spider because no human has a need for 22 pairs of sunglasses.
Stamford Town Center security couldn’t help but notice a man placing the sunglasses in a black plastic bag and attempting to walk out.
Of course, because he’s not in Ocean’s 8, he was caught. Melvin Morales, was charged with third-degree larceny.
The real question remains- why would you attempt to steal 22 sunglasses?