Start Beezin and Get Your Buzz On With a New Terrible Teen Trend
Nothing makes you feel older and wiser beyond your years than when you hear of a dumb new teenager trend. Specifically one involving a new way to get high or drunk. I really don’t see what’s wrong with doing drugs and drinking booze the way it was meant to be done but I guess that’s what makes me ancient in the boozing game.
For some idiotic reason, teenagers are obsessed with ingesting things through their eyes instead of, you know, just seeing with them. And this time, it’s Burt’s Bees lip balm. Apparently the youths are rubbing the peppermint lip balm on their eyelids because it adds to the experience of already being drunk or high by adding an additional tingling sensation.
You might be thinking to yourself: “But how do we know this is really cool with the kids? Where’s the evidence?” You old fool, of course there’s a Beezin gangsta video.