Suck It, Creationists! Literally.
Creationists always slay me with the way that they just walk through life denying the blatantly obvious. I mean, lets be honest here folks. If you reject a scientific theory with over a century of research that has yet to be falsified, that has countless generations of physical evidence supporting it, and believe that the universe was designed despite no possible way of even suggesting that with physical evidence, you are an idiot.
But hey, I get it. Some people are just kooks when it comes to their religion, and if that’s what works for them, fine.
That said though, even if you can deny science, how can you deny your own working eyeballs?
Behold, creationists! I have found “The Missing Link!”
Or just two horny gorillas.
Seriously though. Two Gorillas. 69′ing. Explain THAT away, Jesus freaks!