I could rant for hours about how much I despise the Cult of Apple. About how the “new” features in the iPhone 6, like widgets, have existed on other operating systems for years. Or about how the iPhone 6 isn’t much of an upgrade from the last one aside from being larger. Or how the Apple Ecosystem is constricting, terrible and forces U2 albums on you. Or how the majority of Apple users have a smug sense of superiority. I could rant about all of those things, and more, but I won’t.
Instead, I will just sit back and enjoy this moment of cosmic justice when one Australian Apple Zombie unboxes his brand new iPhone 6 for a news crew.
Poor Jack. You can almost see his will to live leave him. And the crowd’s 3rd-grade-level reaction is classic.