Do all Canadian campaign videos feature candidates flying on enormous geese, slaying dragons with swords, fighting robots with laser eyes and everything else that is happening here? No? Well, they should.

Why can’t the shitshow that is the Republican party here in the U.S. focus on matters like laser beam eyes? Imagine the possibilities.

Even though I literally can’t understand what this man is saying throughout most of this video he is apparently a man named Wyatt Scott who is running as an independent in the BC riding of Mission Matsqui Fraser Canyon (wherever that is).

Apparently, there are no women in Canada, which should really be a focus of his campaign. Because is it me or is this “damsel in distress” most definitely played by an Asian man in a dress?

Wyatt Scott Screenshot



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