This sh*t is bananas.  B-A-N-A-N-A-S.  No, seriously, I’m talking actual bananas.  Because that’s what caused this major traffic accident on I-95 over the weekend.

I’m dead serious.

So, here’s how it went down.  A tractor trailer carrying 40,000 pounds of bananas rolled over by exit 62.  It’s the Madison/Clinton border, if you wanted to know.

Basically, it shut down northbound traffic for cleanup. Which, obviously, created an army of rubber-neckers.  I mean, how could you not help but look?  Bananas… everywhere.


The strangest thing is that no one knows how the accident actually happened.  Or what caused it.  How can a truck flip and roll over like that?

Well, good thing I’m here.  Because I know exactly how it went down.

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Okay, that’s my attempt at a joke.   A really REALLY terrible joke that makes no sense if you never played Mario Kart.  At least I didn’t make a Minions reference.

Anyways, that joke hurt more than the injuries sustained by the driver.  He thankfully walked away pretty much without a scratch.

That said, be careful when transporting bananas on state highways.  You might become the victim of my terrible references.


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