My friends, some of you may not know the treasure trove that is your weekly police blotter.
No, seriously, it’s a segment in the paper where police regale whatever banal or rediculous call they had to respond to. Some may be boring while others are nothing short of true gold.
Honestly, they’re the most entertaining part of the paper. Well, besides the comics. Comics always win in my book.
Here’s a shiny gold example plucked from the Shoreline Times.
So, go forth my friends and read your local police blotter! You will not be disappointed.