The Toilet That Aims To Please. So Will You Aim Too, Please?

The Toilet That Aims To Please. So Will You Aim Too, Please?
2 comments, 02/07/2014, by , in LIFESTYLE, TECH, WEIRD

Brace yourself  to have one of those “why the hell didn’t I think of that?!” moments.

Ready?

If you’ve ever dribbled all over the toilet seat (or all over the floor) in the middle of the night, or ruined your groggy, half-asleep pee mid-stream by having to turn the lights on, help may be at hand.

Kohler has revealed its latest innovation for toilets – a dual LED ‘nightlight’ system.

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Their new seat has a guide light to get people to the right area of their bathroom, at which point a ‘task light’ is revealed to make sure male users can aim accurately.

Kohler says that their new, fancy, KITT-styled pooper is “designed to be just bright enough to see without fully waking people up, boasting no need to flip a switch and brace yourself for the harsh bathroom light that stuns your sleepy eyes.”

The battery powered light is set by the user to come on at dusk, and runs for seven hours each night.

Look, I don’t know about you, but I don’t just want this toilet in my life, I NEED this toilet in my life.
Do you have any idea how many times I’ve ended up peeing all over the floor at 3 a.m. because I can’t really see where the hell I’m pissing? More times than I’d like to admit, unfortunately. And over my dead body am I going to turn a real light on so that I end up disrupting my precious sleep. 

I know we’re only about a month and half into 2014, but I know that I’m ready to crown this badass e-toilet the hands down best invention of the year.

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2 comments
BradVagasky
BradVagasky

" Back to the Future 2" is just around the corner!

CrankyYankee
CrankyYankee

I've NEVER peed on the floor. You must be Italian.