There’s three guarantees in life right now.



And overgrown babies having conniptions on social media for having a certain television show “ruined”.

I use quotes around the word ruined, because as I’ve explained in this space before, If you care about a television show badly enough, you’ll make the time to see it when it first airs. Otherwise, you’re a fool to think that people aren’t going to blow it all up and expose big plot lines either in normal conversation or on the dumb internet within minutes of the show or movie’s conclusion.

Folks, there’s a REASON that the term “appointment television” exists. If this past episode of The Game of Thrones in which King Joffery gets poisoned to death (SPOILERS!) was that important to you, you would have watched it on Sunday night. And if you couldn’t do that, and you ended up DVR’ing it? Well, stay off the goddamn Internet until you actually watch the episode. Otherwise, deal with it and stop acting like a petulant child on Twitter when people are talking about something that people are OBVIOUSLY going to be discussing.

Here’s some quality examples of this bitchiness from the past 12 hours:


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Oh, silly me. That last one isn’t bitchiness at all! That’s me letting you know that yes, LADY OLENNA IS TOTALLY BEHIND IT ALL!


I mean, for chrissakes people, read a book.

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