Wait, His Mom Knows How to Make Pot Twinkies?
A Rhode Island man named Michael Mikolinski, 23, was arrested by Middletown police when they found a bakery full of pot laced snacks in his car.
What started as a routine traffic stop because Mikolinski had a rear tail light out turned out becoming a drug bust. Police said they expected something was not right when he seemed nervous. Police said that they realized there was a marijuana smell in the car. When they searched him, they found hash oil in his pocket. Even though Mikolinski claimed that there were no other drugs in the car, the police dogs disagreed. Normally at this point, police would search the car and find tons of pot hidden in the trunk or something. Not this time- This is where things get really interesting. Yes, they found pot, but they also found a cooler. In that cooler were bell shaped chocolates, 15 smaller chocolate squares, seven lollipops and 24 individually wrapped Twinkies- ALL LACED WITH THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) .
When police confronted him about it he claimed that his mommy had made all his treats and that they did not have drugs in them. They did. He finally admitted it. After he admitted it, he said he had visited him mom in Cheshire where she gave him the baked goods and money so he could pay his rent. During this whole ordeal, he received tons of texts from people looking to buy drugs.
Where do we even begin? First of all, how do you make a Twinkie? That seems like something very complicated. They’re so moist. Regardless, even if your mom made all your crazy drug laced goodies- Why would you throw her under the bus like that? You just admitted your mom was nice enough to pay your rent, you repay her by saying she’s the head chef behind chronic lollipops? …and if your cell phone keeps blowing up with texts for drugs- Shut. It. Off.
I can’t believe his mom knows how to make Twinkies.
Police took his 2004 Subaru Forester and he charged with failure to have a proper tail lamps and a ton of drug charges. They should also arrest him for being a crappy son.
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